Whats that? You red scum. You lost 4-1 in your own home. Old Toilet. 70,000 people in the stadium can just kiss Torres' and co flaming red Mersey ass. The game itself in the beginning was quite balanced I could say. Well perhaps its tactical, perhaps its luck, but we were composed and self contained, whereas the Manure players just weren't having their day, and when there's a day that Cristiano Ronaldo got stuck at the wings without his flicks, then surely there's something wrong. Too bad you got the big red Liverpool machine in front of you. I for once am happy to see that in the end people could see that Van der Sar wasn't so great after all. I couldn't honestly say the same about our Pepe Reina but hey at least Reina is a fine penalty stopper.
Honestly I don't care about all them Manure complaints and whinging, its not the end of the world, and yes I know we didn't exactly win the World Cup or anything just yet, but hey, that's football, and bragging rights are the best thing that we will ever have, plus we stuck it up yours in your own fucking house. I can see that its going to be a fine week ahead. Perhaps those Manure fans are going to work or class with a paper bag covering their sorry heads. Rafa, good job. And regardless of that ridiculous goatee and barrel chest, please stay at Anfield. Where are our Arab sugar daddies?
And oh thank you Nemanja Vidic. You're a true hero for our Slavic brothers. And Van der Sar please keep signing those extension contracts for years to come. Rooney? Go find a whore like you always do. And go back to your blue shit of Mersey. Now. Back to our underdog expectations.