Saturday, April 25, 2009

..the giant who had no heart in his body..


Ini la yang perempuan suka gunakan untuk hentikan pergaduhan, lebih-lebih lagi bila dia rasa dia yang betul dan anda kena diam. Jangan sekali kali gunakan perkataan ini untuk memberi gambaran rupanya, terutama sekali apabila dia sedang mencuba pakaian di kedai hanya akan membawa anda berdua bergaduh.

Ini sebenarnya setengah jam. Ianya sama jugak dengan lima minit yang perlawanan bola sepak akan berakhir sebelum anda membawa sampah keluar, jadi ini adalah pertukaran yang seimbang.

Ini bermakna “something” dan anda perlu berjaga-jaga! Perkataan ini melambangkan perasaan perempuan yang inginkan anda berputar-putar kat dalam macam mesin basuh. Selalunya, ini akan memulakan pergaduhan yang akan bertahan selama ‘LIMA MINIT’ dan diakhiri dengan ‘FINE’.

(dengan kening terangkat) Ini adalah satu cabaran yang akan membuat si perempuan menjadi marah dengan ‘TAKDE APA-APA’ dan diakhiri dengan ‘FINE’.

(dengan kening biasa). Ini bermakna ‘mengalah’ atau ‘buat je la apa yang awak nak sebab saya tak kisah’. Anda hanya akan mendapat situasi ini dan dalam beberapa minit diikuti dengan ‘TAKDE APA-APA’, ‘FINE’ dan dia akan bercakap kembali dengan anda dalam masa ‘LIMA MINIT’ apabila dia dah sejuk.

Ini sebenarnya bukanlah perkataan, tetapi kenyataan yang sering disalah anggap oleh kaum lelaki. ‘MENGELUH YANG KUAT’ bermakna dia merasakan anda adalah seorangyang bodoh ketika itu dan dia sendiri terfikir kenapalah dia menghabiskan masa berdiri di situ dan bergaduh mengenai ‘TAKDE APA-APA’.

Lagi sekali, ini bukanlah perkataan. ‘MENGELUH YANG PERLAHAN’ membawa maksud yang dia berasa puas. Adalah lebih elok jika anda duduk diam, jangan buatsebarang tindakan… dan dia akan kekal puas.

Ini adalah kenyataan yang paling merbahaya seorang perempuan boleh buatkepada lelaki. ‘OKAY LAH’ bermakna dia ingin berfikir panjang sebelumdia membalas terhadap perbuatan anda yang telah menyakitkan hatinya.’OKAY LAH’ selalunya digunakan dengan ‘FINE’ bersama ‘Kening YangTerangkat’.

Satu ketika di masa depan dalam masa terdekat, anda akan dilanda masalah yang besar.

Ini bukan kenyataan, sebaliknya adalah pelawaan. Seorang perempuan memberianda peluang untuk mengeluarkan sebarang alasan atau sebab di atas apayang telah anda lakukan. Anda mempunyai peluang yang adil dengankejujuran, jadi berhati-hati dan anda tidak akan mendapat ‘OKAY LAH’.

Seorang perempuan mengucapkan terima kasih. Jangan pengsan. Terima dan ucapkan sama-sama.

Ini banyak berbeza dari ‘TERIMA KASIH’. Seorang perempuan akan menggunakanini apabila dia dah terlampau marah pada anda. Ini menunjukkan yanganda telah menyinggung perasaannya dan akan diikuti dengan ‘MENGELUHYANG KUAT’. Berhati-hati untuk tidak bertanya apa yang salah selepas’MENGELUH YANG KUAT’ kerana ini hanya akan membuat dia berkata ‘TAKDE APA-APA’.

These are not my writings. Credits go to

Friday, April 17, 2009

..the canary prince..

Do I really need to buy a new handphone? My current one is the SonyEricsson W610i Walkman series. Think I bought it just before I entered my 2nd year, for around RM600 in Kajang. Well yeah I went with my dad. The phone has served me well. It has the occasional slow moments, sort of lagging, but the Walkman system is superb. The only scratch on my head is because of my clumsiness, the crystal liquid in my screen has somehow found its way out, making my screen looking like it has a blot of ink. Which looks of course kinda stupid.

Thats the only thing I hate lah. The picture quality is superb, befitting a Sony. The sound system is among the best I must say. And then theres the usual scratches at the back here and there. Other than that, its quiet okla. But seeing nowadays that all these people are using iPhones, PDA's and smart phones, I do feel kinda low esteem for myself. Fuck it lah. Atleast my phone transforms into a Walkman!

As you may indeed figure by now, I'm a SonyEricsson junkie. I've been buying SEs since my very first one, when I first went to college. It was really cikai, but the design was damn cool and slick. I kinda miss that one really. Why SE? Well maybe because I dont like to be seen common. Nokias has been infesting the market. And now iPhones. SoneEricsson...well lets just say we are in a league of our own.

Man I really want the SonyEricsson W980...

Ah. So Liverpool has been knocked out from the Champions League. Thats too bad. I was always waiting every time it comes to our "great European nights", where the ever loud and supportive koppites sing and chant the names of their favorite players, at Anfield. Granted, I was never a fan of watching Liverpool games live on the telly or online streaming, I guess I was afraid of inflicting some jinx on the team, heh. Either way, the absence of Stevie G was for me, not really a problem when we fought Chelshit at Stamford Bridge.

Xabi Alonso and Mascherano can step up very well. As for Lucas, he's still a kid, so he's done quiet well and average lah. It seems that Rafa went for broke, unleashing all the demons and ask the players to play gung-ho and go for goals. Which culminated in us conceding 4 goals in a single game, a very rare occurrence indeed in my memory of Rafa's stint. Well for the neutrals, it was a very good game, lot of goals, and I'll be glad if I was at Stamford Bridge. Boy. 8 fucking goals in a game. Ah well. Life must go on.

Saturday, April 11, 2009

..the devil with the three golden hairs..

So here we are. Brawn GP are dominating the new season of F1 in true fairytale style. Liverpool got beaten by a resurgent Chelsea in the first leg of the Champions League. And the Russian football team got its new jersey. Its Adidas made, and quite frankly it does look rather handsome.

In the middle is Tottenham Hotspurs' Roman Pavlyuchenko, one of the better Russian exports in world football. And some other dudes at the back I do not know.

At the other end of things, I finally could catch up with some things. A couple of days ago I managed to finish watching the Da Vinci Code, with Tom Hanks and Jean Reno in it. I guess for the neutrals it was quite nice la. But I have actually read the book first beforehand. Some years ago I think. It wasnt quite like in my imagination, but it was not bad either. Which is quite some respect to Dan Brown's ability of storytelling. How the characters intertwine in the book are much more grippling and satisfyingly told by his perfect words. Quite some guy he is. Oh and I've already read Angels and Demons too. Looking forward for the movie also.

Spring is coming. The snow in Moscow is slowly fading away, melting. Its always nice to have a bit of sunshine. Not too much or you will get UV-ray radiation, never a good thing. I guess its time to find me some nice sunglasses.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

..the sleeping beauty..

Hmm..its funny how coffee actually makes me more it because its black coffee?..Well it just doesn't make sense..